Wednesday 26 March 2008
YouTube 3-D
This is that MGMT song for a couple of posts ago but in 3D. Get those old cardboard glasses or sweet wrappers out and enjoy/be disappointed.
Wednesday 19 March 2008
The Wisdom of Prince Philip
To a driving instructor in Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
To a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: "You look as if you’re ready for bed."
On seeing a fuse box filled with wires, during a visit to an electronics company: "This looks like it was put in by an Indian."
To a chubby 13-year-old boy at a space exploration exhibit, pointing to a space capsule: "You’ll have to lose weight if you want to go in that."
To a smoke-detector activist who lost two of her children in a house fire: "My smoke alarm is a damn nuisance. Every time I run my bath, the steam sets it off and I’ve got firefighters at my door."
To members of the British Deaf Association, while pointing to a loudspeaker playing Caribbean music: "No wonder you are deaf."
To a tourist, during a state visit to Hungary: "You can’t have been here long, you’ve not potbelly."
Speaking to British students studying in China: "If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed."
On the "key problem" facing Brazil: "Brazilians live there."
On his daughter Princess Anne: "If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested."
On seeing a picture once owned by England’s King Charles I in the Louvre in Paris: "So I said to the Queen, ‘Shall we take it back?’"
To a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: "You look as if you’re ready for bed."
On seeing a fuse box filled with wires, during a visit to an electronics company: "This looks like it was put in by an Indian."
To a chubby 13-year-old boy at a space exploration exhibit, pointing to a space capsule: "You’ll have to lose weight if you want to go in that."
To a smoke-detector activist who lost two of her children in a house fire: "My smoke alarm is a damn nuisance. Every time I run my bath, the steam sets it off and I’ve got firefighters at my door."
To members of the British Deaf Association, while pointing to a loudspeaker playing Caribbean music: "No wonder you are deaf."
To a tourist, during a state visit to Hungary: "You can’t have been here long, you’ve not potbelly."
Speaking to British students studying in China: "If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed."
On the "key problem" facing Brazil: "Brazilians live there."
On his daughter Princess Anne: "If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested."
On seeing a picture once owned by England’s King Charles I in the Louvre in Paris: "So I said to the Queen, ‘Shall we take it back?’"
Monday 10 March 2008
Sunday 9 March 2008
Friday 7 March 2008
MGMT _ Time to pretend
Me and Ms Squirrel were watching this video this morning, deciding whether we should be enkoying this load of hipster bollocks. In the end, we decided to get over ourselves and enjoy the song and record. I hope you do too. I like that screechy do-be-dodododo loop.
I (heart) Venture Bros.
Everybody should be watching the excellent animated series The Venture Brothers with their eyes. Here is a nice little video of Star Wars pastiche from the show. All are 10 times better than the whole of Family Guy: Blue Harvest.
Monday 3 March 2008
Harry Hill Mega-Post
I was just going to post this visual, comedic representation of Harry Hill's phone book:
But you type Harry Hill into YouTube and it opens a door to a wonderful world
try it yourself.
hope this goes some way for the lack of posts lately. More soon promise x
But you type Harry Hill into YouTube and it opens a door to a wonderful world
try it yourself.
hope this goes some way for the lack of posts lately. More soon promise x
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